WITCH OF RAGE
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The hammer
is my penis
i’m a little teapot
short and stout
heir ist mein handle
heir ist mein spout
when ze jews all steam up i vant to shout
open ze oven and take zem out!
omfg im crying
I can’t stop laughing, jesus fucking christ
I CAN’T EVEN
(via starmarionette)
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